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CHAT ROOM WIND-UPS

By Stuart McLean

144x111mm • 144pp • £4.99 • PB • ISBN 978-1-906051-17-4 • April 2009

At any point in time there are six million people watching football, eight million having sex, 87 million watching TV and a staggering 112 million talking via online chat rooms. And what are all these people chatting about? Mainly football, TV and sex.

In chat rooms you will find a wonderful mix of people from around the world - some are disgustingly rich whilst others are unimaginably poor, some can be irritatingly intelligent but most are so intellectually challenged that they dribble over their keyboards. This creates a fantastic arena for some amusing wind-ups - simply enter a chat room, make a few ridiculous comments and see who takes the bait.

This hilarious book is the result of hours upon hours spent in chat rooms taking the mick out of the more gullible chatties (people who frequent chat rooms and other interactive sites) - those who believe everything they come across on the internet, no matter how bizarre.

CHAT ROOM WIND-UPS is split into two parts. The first deals with chat rooms whilst the second deals with that other internet phenomenon - sites where you can pose a question and anyone who wants to can submit an answer. Another great opportunity for some fun!

After reading this book you may even be tempted to try a few wind-ups of your own. If so, visit our website Chat-Room-Wind-Ups.com and let us know about your funniest wind-ups. We will publish the best on the site.

A FEW ACRONYMS USED BY CHATTIES

2 To
4 For
6 Six
ASL Age, sex & location
AFK Away from the keyboard
BFN Bye for now
BTW By the way
CYA See ya
EM Email
GR8 Great
HAND Have a nice day
HARD Have a rotten day
HA#D I don't give a shit what kind of day you have
LOL Laugh out loud
OMG Oh my God
OMB Oh my Buddha
OM? I'm an atheist
PC Private chat
UR Your/You're
WYU2 What are you up to?
XQiiE I'm pissed out of my mind

 

 

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