HOUSEMATES

A Survival Guide

105x85mm, 128pp, £2.99, pb, ISBN 978-1-906051-08-2, 24 September 2007

CONTENTS:
Introduction, I'll Be There For You, What Is a Housemate?, Why Not Just Live Alone?, The Ideal Housemate, Excess Baggage, Getting a New Housemate, To Smoke or Not to Smoke?, Interviewing Techniques, Living Together in Perfect Harmony, The Young Ones, The Rota, Housemating, Housey Housey Quiz

Hell is other people
Total hell is sharing the same house
as them...

Perhaps you are thinking "Hell, other people? Hell, no! What could possibly be the problem? We just divide the chores and bills equally between us, and whilst respecting each other's privacy, we enjoy spending time together in our communal living space. What could possibly go wrong?"

If this is the case, this book is not for you. Go back to watching the fourth re-run of 'Friends' on E4 today. Keep taking the medication...

If, however, you have ever had a slight problem with a housemate, or needed Her Majesty's Constabulary to evict them from the house and obtain a restraining order, get reading this ultimate survival guide!