LAZY SOD'S GUIDE TO SEX

Stuart McLean

105x85mm, 128pp, £2.99, pb, ISBN 978-1-905102-96-9, 24 September 2007

SEX
A contact sport, usually between a man and a woman, in which the man fantasises about two lesbian lap-dancers while the woman tries to remain awake.

CONTENTS - Introduction, Beginning, Meeting, Choosing, Dating, Masturbating, Mating, Corrupting, Bleating, Advising

From flea to whale there's one common driving force: the craving for sex. Indeed hamsters are so randy they often have sex seventy-five times a day. We may criticise pigs for their poor hygiene but when it comes to sex they sure take home the bacon, having orgasms that last a cock-boggling thirty minutes!

However, for most men the urge to find a mate and have sex is delicately counter-balanced by the overwhelming desire to sit on the sofa watching telly while eating burgers and downing copious amounts of lager. So, if this describes you, this book is the perfect read. It will tell you everything you need to know about sex from 'easy ways to meet chicks' to fun positions - and will show you how to do it all with the very minimum of effort. So, crack open another six pack, lie back comfortably and be prepared to be sexucated!