Ned Jokes

by Lee Bok

128pp, 105x85mm • ISBN 978-1-906051-05-1 • £2.99, paperback • April 2007

Forget the jokes that have been doing the e-mail rounds at work... here is a collection of new Ned funnies:

What do you call a Ned on a bike?
A dope peddler.

Why did the Ned stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it had 'concentrate' on it.

A Ned went on the Clockwork Orange in Glasgow one night. Seeing a notice "Dogs must be carried on the escalator", he moaned to himself, "And where am I going to find a dog at this hour of the night?"

They say a Ned laughs three times at a joke: the first time when everybody gets it; the second a week later when he thinks he gets it; the third time a month later when somebody explains it to him.