"Smackheads Don't Get Fat"

The Morally Questionable Diet Book

By Dr. C. Harlatan, with Madame X

Here it is… the Holy Grail of diets, the diet guaranteed to work.
This book, an uncompromising satire on our diet-obsessed society, illustrates the many different ways, apart from becoming French, to lose weight. Not all of them are a good idea but, dammit, you'll be thin. And that's all that matters! Isn't It?!
In the contest of BPF (Boring Prig Factor) vs. MQQ (Morally Questionable Quotient), the MQQ is always to be more entertaining!
Chapters cover:
Ouverture by Madame X...
Pourquoi toutes les autres regimes sont merde...
How MQQ works...
Choosing the right MQQ diet for you...
Smackheads don't get fat...
Chain smokers don't get fat...
Heartbroken Men don't get fat...
Hunger Strikers don't get fat...
Speed Freaks don't get fat...
Narcissists don't get fat...
Prostitutes don't get fat...
Winos don't get fat...
Glue Sniffers don't get fat...
Anorexics don't get fat...
Residents of war-torn impoverished territories don't get fat...
Afterword by Kate Ross...
Appendix 1 – Design your own MQ diet!

PUBLISHED 5th SEPTEMBER 2006 198x129mm • 320pp • £7.99 • Papberback • 1-905102-70-4 (10-digit) • 978-1-905102-70-9 (13-digit)