The World's Funniest Puns

By James Alexander

ISBN 1-905102-66-6 • 144x111mm • 160pp • £4.99 • pb • June 2006

A pun is its own reword...
Yes, here is a collection of witty little asides.

Did you hear about the raisin who cheated on his wife?
It was in the newspaper, in the current affairs section.

Read 'em and Weep...
The Joy of Cylindrical Filing by Chuck Kitt
The Long Walk Home by Miss Debus
Overwhelming Sadness by Mel. N. Collie
Lighting for Special Occasions by Sean D'Olier
Me, Me, Me by Frank Lee Boring
The Tiger's Revenge by Claude Bottom

Excerpts from A Medical Dictionary...
HUMERUS: To tell us what we want to hear.
INBRED: The best way to have your jam.
MEDICAL STAFF: a doctor's cane.
MORBID: a higher offer.
NITRATE: lower than day rate.

He that would pun, would pick a pocket.
Alexander Pope

The eleventh pun always gets a laugh, even if no pun in ten did.
Anon

The pun is mightier than the sword.
James Joyce