Animals Are Bastards

By Pete Cashmore

105x85mm • 128pp • paperback • £2.99 • 1-905102-63-1 • 5 September 2006

In this book you will come across bastardly animal behaviour, including:

... a chicken who slashed its owner's throat

... a cat who ate its nice old lady owner

... the crack-head squirrels of South London

... a kitten who ran up several hundred thousand pounds of gambling debts

... a goose who exacted terrible revenge on its killer from beyond the rave and much, much more!!

Do not be fooled by their fluffy, cute exterior. Animals are bastards.

Whether we love them or hate them, when it comes down to it, all animals will savage us given half the chance. They are mad, bad and plain dangerous...

Here is a collection of real-life bastard animal stories, from the throat-slashing chicken to the arsonist mouse and the stalker pig. And if that's not bad enough, just remember: smelly pigs have orgasms that last 30 minutes. See... bastards!