How To Be A Bullshit Manager in 7 Days

Ed West, edited by Christine Rista

ISBN 10: 1-905102-56-9 • ISBN 13: 978-1-905102-56-3 • PB • 144x111mm • 160pp • £4.99 • Publication Date: Sep 2006

The bluffer's guide to bullshitting, this crash course in how to be a bullshit manager will teach you all you need to know... Each day focuses on a different topic (from Monday's 'Touching Base', through Wednesday's 'Brentisms' to Friday's 'Verbing' and 'Solutions'), which is followed by an A-Z of key phrases.

Results-driven An adjective used to describe a ruthless, horrible, marketing
division run by heartless twenty-somethings, destined to die alone, and earning £50,000 a year, £30,000 of which goes on coke.

Scale The amount of a finite resource that can be produced from a particular source, before the bloodthirsty-but-co-operative dictator is overthrown by some unhelpful religious nut.