GETTING OLD IS WHEN…

A LIGHT-HEARTED LOOK AT THE AGING PROCESS

Illustrated by Bob Gibbs

ISBN 1-905102-39-9
£4.99, PB

Getting old is when
... you and your teeth don’t sleep together.
... you have one of those days... every day.
... ‘getting lucky’ means finding your vehicle in the car park.
... you know all the answers but nobody asks the questions.
... you feel like the morning after, but you haven’t been anywhere.

We all know that barring accidents or illness we will live to a ripe old age and see Mother Nature run her course. As long as we keep an open mind, have a sense of humour and are not easily embarrassed, then being a senior citizen can be a lot of fun. This book is dedicated to old age and everyone who gets there. Enjoy it and don’t give a monkey’s what the younger generation think: remember... their time will come!