THE LITTLE BOOK OF STUPID DRUNKS

A YEAR’S WORTH OF REAL-LIFE DRUNKEN MAYHEM FROM THE WORLD’S NEWS

By Chris Pilbeam

ISBN 1-905102-23-2
£2.99, PB

Ever had one drink too many?

Yes, we all have. But unlike the real people in this book, you probably didn’t
... get caught crawling around in a ditch trying to rape a dog
... crash a stolen plane full of beer that you were trying to fly to Mexico
... try to feed biscuits to a polar bear after you woke up drunk in its cage
... try to outrun a cop car on a tractor, then try to hide behind a dustbin
... have sex with a blow-up doll on the floor of a crowded shopping centre
... sleep through your own drink-driving court case in your solicitor’s car
... barge into your local radio station and take the DJ hostage with an air pistol.

The Little Book of Stupid Drunks is a year’s worth of true stories from the world’s news. It contains almost 50 stories, ranging from: the heart-warming (the pensioner who rear-ended a bus with his invalid’s buggy) to the puzzling (the drunk Russian air stewards who battered a complaining passenger) to the truly regrettable (the drunk French policeman found behind the wheel wearing nothing but a pair of fishnet tights).