THE LITTLE BOOK OF BLING!

By Lee Bok

ISBN 1-905102-21-6
£2.99, PB

It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that BLING!

This is a compendium of Hip-Hop culture, covering: Bling do's and don'ts; What's bling bling and what's not; How to talk like a gangsta; Bling icons: Bling proverbs, jokes, and more.

THE BLING PRAYER

Our Versace, who art in Kings Road
Bling Bling be thy name
Thy Vuitton come
Thy Dolce & Gabbana be done
In Saks as it is in Asprey
Give us this day our platinum card
And forgive us our max-outs
As we forgive those who shop against us
And lead us not into Poundstretcher
But deliver us from imitation
For thine is 24 carat
The Prada and the Gucci
For ever and ever
American Express