THE WORLD’S FUNNIEST LAWS

Compiled by James Alexander

ISBN 1-905102-10-0
£4.99, PB

Here’s a collection of bizarre and zany laws from around the world, particularly the USA.
Did you know that in New Hampshire it’s technically illegal to tap your feet or nod your head to music in a restaurant? No? Then read on!

With hilarious cartoons illustrating some of the weirdest laws ever passed, this book also contains real-life courtroom blunders and great jokes and quotes about lawyers.

LAW
In Atlanta it is illegal to tie a giraffe to telephone pole or a street lamp.

LAW
In Minnesota it is illegal to cross the State line with a duck on your head.

QUOTE
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. (Will Rogers)

SPANISH PROVERB
It is better to be a mouse in a cat’s mouth than a man in a lawyer’s hands.

COURTROOM BLUNDERS
Lawyer: Remember all your responses must be oral. OK? Now, what school do you go to?
Witness: Oral.
Lawyer: How old are you?
Witness: Oral.

COURTROOM BLUNDERS
Lawyer: Did you ever stay all night with this man in Scunthorpe?
Witness: I refuse to answer that question.
Lawyer: Did you ever stay all night with this man in Goole?
Witness: I refuse to answer that question.
Lawyer: Did you ever stay all night with this man in Hull?
Witness: No.

Read this book and you will never look at lawyers or the law the same way again!