SHAG YOURSELF SLIM

THE MOST ENJOYABLE WAY TO LOSE WEIGHT

By Imah Goer

ISBN 1-905102-03-8
£2.99, PB

Forget diets…
Forget the gym…
Forget everything you knew about losing weight…

Every aspect of shagging burns calories. And this book tells you how many calories each position will burn*. So get this book, get shagging and get slim!

* Only aids weight loss as part of a calorie-controlled diet.

FOR HIM
Self-shagging with a porn mag
Walking to the newsagent for a porn mag 40 calories
Carrying home lots of computer mags to hide the porn mag 50 calories
The actual hand shandy 35 calories
TOTAL: 125 calories

FOR HER
Self-shagging with a washing machine
Loading the washing machine and switching it on 10 calories
Sitting on it during the fastest spin cycle 30 calories
Ironing the clothes afterwards 30 calories
TOTAL: 70 calories