THE WORLD’S FUNNIEST PROVERBS

Compiled by James Alexander

ISBN 1-905102-02-X

£3.99, PB

CONTENTS

School Days
Chinese Proverbs
Life
Professions
Work
Drink
Getting Old
Death
Wise Men
Fools
Bravery & Cowardice
It's All in the Mind
Tomorrow
Patience
Pessimism
Truth & Lies
Money
Happiness
Friends & Foes
Women
Men
Marriage
God & the Devil
P.C. Proverbs

Experience is a comb nature gives to men when they are bald
(Eastern)

When you open a door, don’t forget to close it. Treat your mouth accordingly.
(Jewish)

It is better to be a coward for a minute than dead for the rest of your life.
(Irish)

Just because you’re paranoid, doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
(Anon)

The devil’s boots don’t creak.
(Scottish)